elwood, cyrus ronin

[cyrus ronin elwood]

cyrus ronin elwood , *

twenty two . musician . tobin esperance

HOLLY WOOD WHORE, PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR
i'm sorry, but the party's over.

HELLO! WELCOME TO FUSE AND MAN, DO WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU TODAY. RIGHT NOW, I'M SITTING HERE WITH CYRUS ELWOOD OF GLIMMERING DECLINE AND, YES LADIES, HE IS VERY GOOD LOOKING IN PERSON. -turns to cyrus- SO, TELL ME. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

-laughs lightly- i'm pretty fucking good today thanks. oh, shit. gah! sorry, am i allowed to cuss? no body briefed me for this thing. -chuckles-

-laughs- IT'S FINE, REALLY. SO, THESE QUESTIONS ARE FROM YOUR FANS, ALRIGHT? THEY'RE PRETTY GENERIC... BUT I'LL THROW IN SOME GOOD ONES AT THE END. DEAL?

deal. throw 'em at me.

ALRIGHT. TO START OF, YOUR FAN GIRLS WANNA KNOW IF YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE SPECIAL IN YOUR LIFE.

naw. currently single and available. s'been awhile since i've been out too, so if there's any ladies out there interested, hit me up. -winks-

OH, REALLY? YOU LOOKING FOR A DATE? -laughs- WELL, LADIES YOU HEARD HIM. HIT HIM UP. OKAY, SO... WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE IN SUCH A TIGHT KNIT GROUP WITH BOTH GLIMMERING DECLINE AND BLACK SUNSHINE SYNDICATE?

it's... pretty crazy, to be honest. you know how they say that guys don't have much drama that surround them? that's a filthy lie. this group is often filled with so much drama it makes my head spin, but i love all of them. they throw great parties and are just fucking kick ass people. i couldn't have picked a better group of friends.

SO I TAKE IT YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY CLOSE?

very, very close. it almost makes me crazy sometimes because we're so goddamn close. they can almost, quite literally, read my mind these days.

GOT ANY... SECRET THOUGHTS GOING ON IN THAT PRETTY HEAD OF YOURS? -winks-

oh baby. -laughs- no, not really. i'm pretty open about everything.

ALRIGHT. NOW, WHEN CAN WE EXPECT A NEW ALBUM FROM GLIMMERING DECLINE?

well, we're in the process of writing and recording right now. not sure when we'll release it or whatever, but it's definitely in the works.

ALRIGHT, COOL. NOW ONTO THE FUN QUESTION. IF YOU HAD TO, IF YOU WERE FORCED TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ANIMAL, WHAT ANIMAL WOULD YOU PICK?

oh man... -thinks- hm... i'mma have to say a sheep. they're related to humans somehow, right?

THEY ARE! CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY KNEW THAT. IT WAS EITHER A SHEEP OR A MANATEE. -smiles- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL OUT OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU, CYRUS. COME BACK SOON, OKAY?

absolutely! i hope to see you again soon.

THE CAMERAS ARE GONE AND NOBODY SCREAMS
couldn't survive fifteen minutes of fame.

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